And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
where are my pants?
in the oven.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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