So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
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