shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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