found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
You know you need to hit the gym when you're not strong enough to get the cork outta the wine bottle. And you know you're a drunk when that's the only motivation to do exercises
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
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