Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
You ate ashes out of my bong
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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