sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
Randomize
