Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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