I like my sex mixed with concussions.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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