Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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