make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
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