if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
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