Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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