I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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