So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
home. puking in laundry basket.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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