apparently the secret to your success is patron
We need to rekindle our bromance
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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