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(310): View more from California

it was a shit show

(917): View more from New York City

We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.

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(541): View more from Oregon

its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.

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(505): View more from New Mexico

I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation

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(979): View more from Texas

Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.

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(949): View more from California

I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.

(702): View more from Nevada

It's like the whiskey god was watching over you

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(913): View more from Kansas

Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.

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(615): View more from Tennessee

I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.

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(701): View more from North Dakota

I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.

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(815): View more from Illinois

I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.

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