Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
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