We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
Randomize
