you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
He did a backflip because drugs
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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