I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
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