I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Randomize
