I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
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