Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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