im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
