I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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