Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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