we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
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