Christians are straight up FREAKS
dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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