Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
I'm really busy with my period
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