If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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