You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
Randomize
