That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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