i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
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