u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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