sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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