On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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