Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
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