That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
Got drunk and tried to deep fry burritos. Turns out wild turkey isn't a good replacement for vegetable oil. Nearly burned my house down.
Sober people should be as daring as drunk people more often, because honestly the fact you’ve lived so long is a sign that anything is possible.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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