i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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