a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
