Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
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