So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
Randomize
