kristin has been a bad kristin
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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