The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
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