physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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