So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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