one might say we're banned from that church
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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