3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
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