What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
I think a kid would responsible me up
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
Randomize
