@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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