i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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